Anthony: "My mom is Italian and my dad is British."
Jessica: "Does he speak Britain?"
Everyone in the room: "Jessica."
Jessica: "I'm going to stop talking now."
Jessica: "Mom! Ya know that iPod dock you bought me?"
Mom: "Yes, Jessica."
Jessica: "Well it is stupid."
Mom: "Why is it stupid?"
Jessica: "Because it doesn't work unless it is plugged in!"
Mom: "Maybe because the batteries are dead."
Jessica: "Oh."