Nicole, Jessica, and Karlee are walking up to the Viper Roller Coaster ride at Magic Mountain. The sign is a pretty detailed picture of a snake with the word Viper across the head, fangs protruding.
Jessica: "Is a viper a snake?"
Karlee: "Yep."
Karlee and Jessica did my grocery shopping one day. My list called for hamburger meat. When Jess got to the meat case, nothing read hamburger meat.
Jessica: "Is ground beef hamburger meat?"
Karlee: "Yep."
Teaching your child to drive is already a rather stressful time for a parent but Jesus Christ!
Jessica: "Which one makes it go?" (referring to the pedals at her feet as she slides into the driver seat of my truck)
Mom: "Holy crap... we are switching seats."
Jessica: "No mom! Let me try!"
Mom: OK. The one at your right foot is the gas pedal."
Jessica: "So what's that thingy? " (pointing to the gear shift)
Mom: "Get out of the truck."
We were sitting in the parking lot at the DMV when I decided to make sure her paperwork was in order.
Mom: "Why did you mark Jr. in the suffix box next to your name on your driver's license permit?"
Jessica: "Because I'm a junior in high school!"
This is how we discovered why Jessica gets so lost driving around town.
Jessica: "Dad, how do I get to Corona high school?"
Dad: "Where are you?"
Jessica: "I'm on Foothill. Now I'm on Rimpau. Now I'm on Fullerton."
Dad: "So you turned right onto Fullerton?"
Jessica: "No. I didn't turn."
Dad: "So how'd you get to Fullerton?"
Jessica: "I passed the sign that said Fullerton!"
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